Red Sonja – January 11, 2018

Runtime: 89 minutes
Director: Richard Fleischer
Starring: Brigette Nielsen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sandahl Bergman
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Final Score: 7.5/10

Summary
“Danger is my trade,” powerfully built Kalidor proclaims. Based on all his sword-clanging efforts to recover a glowing orb whose magic imperils the world, it’s plain his trade is in demand and thriving.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, who muscled his way into screen action lore as Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer, returns to the sword-and-sorcery realm as Kalidor in Red Sonja, based on stories by Conan creator Robert E. Howard. Brigette Nielsen is flame-haired heroine Sonja, leading a glorious quest in a mystical land where fortress walls have faces, dinosaur bones form a bridge, a lethal mechanical serpent writhes, swarming minions follow a vile queen… and where heroes lay claim to legend.
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Barbarian Queen II, the Empress Strikes Back – October 11, 2017

Runtime: 80 minutes
Director: Joe Finley
Starring: Lana Clarkson, Greg Wrangler, Rebecca Wood
MPAA Rating: R
Final Score: 7.5/10

Summary
In a time long ago, a throne was lost to an evil ruler, and terror reigned throughout the land. Now, the only hope for a weary kingdom rests in the courage of a beautiful princess, who must become a queen to lead the revolt. The brazen bombshell Barbarian Queen returns to the screen in an adventurous tale of greed, betrayal, and triumph!
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Deathstalker 2 – September 22, 2017

Runtime: 85 minutes
Director: Jim Wynorski
Starring: John Terlesky, Monique Gabrielle, John La Zar
MPAA Rating: R
Final Score: 5.5/10

Summary
The powerful barbarian Deathstalker has a mission: to save the kingdom from the wicked grip of the immoral wizard Jerak and his satanic queen Sultana. Together, they have ruled the land by magically creating a controllable evil twin of the lovely Princess Evie. Capturing the real Princess Evie, Deathstalker must now return her to her rightful place of power. But the fabled swordsman’s battle has just begun – standing in his way are cut-throat pirates, bloodthirsty amazons, flesh-eating zombies… and then things start to get dangerous! When the warlords fall, Deathstalker will be King!
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Warrior and the Sorceress, The – September 8, 2017

Runtime: 81 minutes
Director: John C. Broderick
Starring: David Carradine, Luke Askew, Maria Socas
MPAA Rating: R
Final Score: 6.5/10

Summary
Travel to a distant world of exciting battles, exotic women, mystical secrets and evil wizards in The Warrior and the Sorceress. Kain was once an exalted warrior-priest but now wanders the planet Ura as a mercenary sword-for-hire. In the small village of Yam-A-Tar, he finds two vicious clans struggling for power, and he becomes embroiled in the treachery and battles, the mighty wizardry and rampant debauchery.
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Barbarian Queen – September 7, 2017

Runtime: 71 minutes
Director: Héctor Olivera
Starring: Lana Clarkson, Katt Shea, Frank Zagarino
MPAA Rating: R
Final Score: 6.5/10

Summary
On the eve of her wedding, Amathea sees her world dissolve – her groom imprisoned, her village razed, her friends attacked and slaughtered. Becoming the Barbarian Queen, she vows revenge and retribution, enticing and then destroying her adversaries.
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